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His plot was as dangerous as it was obscene: his elixir would cause newborn babies to uncontrollably, ultimately leading to utter exhaustion and their premature demise. Most diabolically, the elixir would be delivered to the populace through the normal channels of food distribution, and no one could avoid it without starving to death. Millions of parents the world over would be forever bound by memories of their poor babies furiously petting their little genetalia, burping out little splooge pearls, before utlimately sucbing to total exhaustion. Dr. Malveaux cackled maliciously to himself as he reflected on this disgusting prospect from the relaxing confines of his bubble bath.